Nervous Romantic Pillows

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

"Tunnel of love"

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"You're being audited. Are you nervous?"

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Bio Lab. The experiments indicate olfactory sensing of pheromones might play a role in romantic attraction. Love is blind but it has a great sense of smell!

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

'Your first trial?'

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

'I'm shaking a bit!'

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

'Test Pilot.'

For high school guys who are apprehensive about pinning a corsage on their date comes 'Katie Corsage.'

"Our next act...Cruzini, the world's greatest magician!"

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

"Our maintenance crew is fixing a problem that should only take a few minutes but which will haunt you for the duration of the flight."

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

'Bob smiled awkwardly'