Nervous Romantic Pillows

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Tunnel of love"

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"You're being audited. Are you nervous?"

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

'Your first trial?'

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

'I'm shaking a bit!'

"Our next act...Cruzini, the world's greatest magician!"

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

'Test Pilot.'

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

"Our maintenance crew is fixing a problem that should only take a few minutes but which will haunt you for the duration of the flight."

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

'Bob smiled awkwardly'

It's rude to laugh behind someone's back. Unless it happens to be a painfully shy comedian. Then it's rude not to.