Nervous Learner Pillows

'Which side would you like me to drive on today?'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"I'm still pre-literate."

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Education and Apprenticeships

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Young Galileo

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

"Please, Ms. Sweeney, may I ask where you're going with all this?"

Global Education

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"

First Piano Lesson

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

'...Or not.'

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

Mandela effect

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."