Nervous Learner Mugs

'Which side would you like me to drive on today?'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"I'm still pre-literate."

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

Education and Apprenticeships

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Young Galileo

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

Global Education

First Piano Lesson

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

"Please, Ms. Sweeney, may I ask where you're going with all this?"

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"

'...Or not.'

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'Unfortunately, medical science hasn't come up with a cure for 'stock market jitters.'