Frustrated Learner Mugs

"There isn't a book, online course, or class about productivity and wealth that I haven't read, seen or done. So why am I still so unproductive and poor?"

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

'Whoa! - Too much information!'

"Dang it."

Ryanair refunds

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

I hate group projects

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

"The doctor will bill you now."

Road signs.

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

Intelligent Navigation Device...

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

"This is quite a surprising discovery." "Then write it up for 'The Journal of Surprising Discoveries'."

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

Insurance Co. Your right leg? Oh, dear, that's unfortunate.

'What a day! A million things on my mind, and not one of them turned up on the test.'

'Do we have to stop?... I was hoping to forget about education for a while.'

'Scooter driving school' "Mirror, Mirror, Mirror..."

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