Nervous Test-taker Pillows

'I rushed right over from my third try at the bar exam as soon as I heard you were here.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

Good Luck with your finals.

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'The penguin is upset...'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

Of course the teasts are complete nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them must be highly motivated...