Nervous Speaker Pillows

"This is what I did on my summer vacation....please hold your questions till the end."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'Unfortunately, medical science hasn't come up with a cure for 'stock market jitters.'

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

"Tough group."

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

'They say the secret to public speaking is to pick out one person in the audience and talk to him.' 'Well, did you?' 'Yeah. Unfortunately the person I picked out was snickering, pointing and whispering to the guy next to him.'

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

'That's just for videos, Jeffrey -- book reports don't have to have FBI warnings.'

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

'You could work at any fortune 500 company... Why have you applied at our little shop?'

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

"Our next act...Cruzini, the world's greatest magician!"

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

'Your first major investment decision?'

'I hope buying this house won't sink us.'

"You have a very long fault line. That's why your hands are trembling."

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

"If you hear me scream . . . Dear God, Jesus Christ, what are you doing, then I want you to apply your foot to the brake!"

'The sun... hung bel... belligerently... over the... dust... dusty town...'

'Keep an eye on Jimmy the Shark during today's meeting. You can always tell if he's planning a double-cross by the way he fidgets with his iPhone.'