Natural Learner Pillows

"I got an 'A' on my math test and I didn't even study. It makes me feel so...so...guilty."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"You got a D in English and an E in French, but Swedish isn't a problem?!"

Illegal Immigrants

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

'My French is not so good.'

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'Apparently, there's some sort of language barrier for me when money talks.'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'I invested in a completely new economic system for the country, but the instructions are in japanese.'

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

"I don't mind being wrong. That doesn't bother me at all! What bothers me is when other people know I'm wrong."

Modern Studying

'I learned a new word today.'