Natural Learner Pillows

"I got an 'A' on my math test and I didn't even study. It makes me feel so...so...guilty."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

"You got a D in English and an E in French, but Swedish isn't a problem?!"

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

'My French is not so good.'

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'Apparently, there's some sort of language barrier for me when money talks.'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'I invested in a completely new economic system for the country, but the instructions are in japanese.'

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

"I don't mind being wrong. That doesn't bother me at all! What bothers me is when other people know I'm wrong."

Modern Studying

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

'I learned a new word today.'