Casual Learner Pillows

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

"We're not too concerned about him not graduating. We've only made it to tenth grade so we're already proud."

"I watched a few YouTube videos, I think I have the gist of it."

"I don't mind being wrong. That doesn't bother me at all! What bothers me is when other people know I'm wrong."

'I do about 3 hours a day.'...'What's homework?'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

Young Galileo

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

First Piano Lesson

"Please, Ms. Sweeney, may I ask where you're going with all this?"

Global Education

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

'...Or not.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"