Early Learners Pillows

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Today we learned to count to one.

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"I'm still pre-literate."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Early Learning Today

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Education and Apprenticeships

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

'I invested in a completely new economic system for the country, but the instructions are in japanese.'

"You have to give the younger colleagues the opportunity to fly on their own."

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

Subtitles are often used in film productions

"Tia Carmen, there are Spanish knock-knock jokes! But you're supposed to say 'toc-toc.'"

"We're potty training."