Early Learners Mugs

We're too late - He's already watching Youtube potty training tutorials.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Today we learned to count to one.

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"I'm still pre-literate."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Early Learning Today

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

Education and Apprenticeships

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

My child is a genius.

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

'I invested in a completely new economic system for the country, but the instructions are in japanese.'

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

"You have to give the younger colleagues the opportunity to fly on their own."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

"Tia Carmen, there are Spanish knock-knock jokes! But you're supposed to say 'toc-toc.'"

Subtitles are often used in film productions

Billy's 1st Day of Private School

"We're potty training."