Early Learner Mugs

'He solved his first equation today.'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

Billy's 1st Day of Private School

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Today we learned to count to one.

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"I'm still pre-literate."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Early Learning Today

Education and Apprenticeships

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

My child is a genius.

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

"You have to give the younger colleagues the opportunity to fly on their own."

"I don't mind being wrong. That doesn't bother me at all! What bothers me is when other people know I'm wrong."