Early Learner Gifts

'He solved his first equation today.'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Today we learned to count to one.

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"I'm still pre-literate."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Early Learning Today

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

Education and Apprenticeships

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

Modern Studying

"You have to give the younger colleagues the opportunity to fly on their own."

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

"I don't mind being wrong. That doesn't bother me at all! What bothers me is when other people know I'm wrong."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'