Early Learning Lover Mugs

"Two months with this and they blow their preschool entrance exams right out of the water."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Today we learned to count to one.

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Super Student

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

Hanging off every word...

"I'm still pre-literate."

First Word

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

Early Learning Today

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Education and Apprenticeships

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

My child is a genius.

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'