Nervous Dog Sympathizer Gifts

Beware! Skittish Dog.

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Bear fumbling whilst fishing.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

Dog next to sign that says, 'Beware of Dog's Feelings'.

"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

"Ugh, tell me about it! They pressure you to be a good boy and I get unreal expectations of prettiness!"

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

Mouse to occupant about trap: 'How could you?'

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

A dog getting neutered.

Common predators of the grey squirrel.

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

'Good old fashioned turkey shoot.'

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

“I've come to believe that I'm powerless over tennis balls.”

"The question is. Do you remembere where you buried your feelings?"

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

"Enough with the criticism!"