Nervous Dog Sympathizer Mugs

Beware! Skittish Dog.

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Bear fumbling whilst fishing.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Dog next to sign that says, 'Beware of Dog's Feelings'.

Mouse to occupant about trap: 'How could you?'

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

"Ugh, tell me about it! They pressure you to be a good boy and I get unreal expectations of prettiness!"

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

Common predators of the grey squirrel.

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

"The question is. Do you remembere where you buried your feelings?"

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

"Enough with the criticism!"

“I've come to believe that I'm powerless over tennis balls.”

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

'What you call 'Random acts of kindness' we call our 'Daily dog routine'.'