Nerf Navigator Gifts

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Computer Expert

"You've got computer-breath."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Department of Nanotechnology

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Fishing direction sign.

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'