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'Small tip, don't buy them Nerf guns for Christmas!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Computer Expert

"You've got computer-breath."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Fishing direction sign.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

Bear Signpost.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'