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"My problem has always been an overabundance of alpha waves."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Fishing direction sign.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Number Phobia.

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

Man at door of Think Tank sees signs Closed Now a Thought Tank.

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

Reality Bites