Neighborly Antics Observer Pillows

"The Joneses are keeping up with us-they've bought a clapped out old banger!"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

The Motherhood

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

Interrupted Shower.

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Cat drinking baby's bottle of milk.

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

Beware of Curmudgeon!

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

Relax, she's a teen – of course she acts like we don't exist.

'Looks like they have their own problems with suburban encroachment.'

"Wordplay - lockjaw"

"...For once, can you NOT bark at the neighbors?"

'Look what the neighbors were selling!'

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

'How embarrassing. My parents are the only ones on the block who haven't aired their dirty laundry on a TV talk show.'

'He's been teasing the cat.'

'Are you God?'

'Cable out again?'

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

"Looks like there's a storm moving in."