Neighborly Antics Pillows

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

'He's training for a career in law.'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

A huge, mind-boggling number.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

Blowing dandelion clock

'We just stopped by to say hello.'

Man collects parcel nude as he has just woken up.

"Maynard! Are you blowing smoke through the fence at Mrs. Woolsey again?"

'Peeping Tom? Oh no, that's Peeping George. He lives next door.'

'That was rude, my neighbor acted like he didn't even know me.'

'Actually I'm looking for something that will eat next door's dog.'

"The old man, the sea, and the well-meaning neighbor."

'It's the dog next door for you!'

"The Joneses are keeping up with us-they've bought a clapped out old banger!"

“I think you’re looking for Gladys and her damn cockatoos over in 2A.”

"Sigh. Again with the origami!"

"Mrs. Slovnik, we represent the whole forth floor."

"Hi, I just moved in next door. . . where do you keep your lawn mower?"