Neighborly Antics Observer Mugs

"The Joneses are keeping up with us-they've bought a clapped out old banger!"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

The Motherhood

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

Interrupted Shower.

Cat drinking baby's bottle of milk.

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

Beware of Curmudgeon!

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

"Wordplay - lockjaw"

"...For once, can you NOT bark at the neighbors?"

'Looks like they have their own problems with suburban encroachment.'

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

'Look what the neighbors were selling!'

Snake disappearing through door.

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

'How embarrassing. My parents are the only ones on the block who haven't aired their dirty laundry on a TV talk show.'

'Cable out again?'

"Looks like there's a storm moving in."

"Strange!. . . . Other high schools get besieged by headhunters."

'Are you God?'

'He's been teasing the cat.'