Neighborhood Noshers Gifts

'Think globally, drink locally.'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'John... is that a collar?'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

Interrupted Shower.

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

'Beware of the Dog poo'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

How does she get her grass so green?

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Even with the new freedom of information act I can't tell you if that woman at number 28 is really only 76...

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

"The bakery-to-skinny-people ratio in this neighborhood doesn't make any sense."

Two roads diverged in a wood estates.

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

'This is an up and coming area. You may wish to shave before you buy the paper in future.'

"Hear this. The new 'in' place is the Bronx."

Clancy:Survey Question

'How very Putney!'

'Everybody go home now - or I'll speak this party in nothing but my granny panties.'

"I've never known anyone as nosey as you."

'Is your sore throat stopping you from keeping up with the neighbourhood barking frenzy? Try Auto-bark! It will mimic your bark to keep up with the big dogs, long after you've stopped.'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

'I think I like sitting here instead of in our back yard better. . . it's more interesting seen' what everybody's up to on our street. I guess we're just people persons.'