Neighbourhood Snoop Gifts

"I see her at number 27 is nosing again."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Tommy!"

$1: Family Secrets

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

'Beware of the Dog poo'

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

'Sure it's a safe neighbourhood: Perfect for raising a family...'

How very Balham!

"You want a cheap house in a nice neighborhood? -- Okay, why are you here really?"

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Sketchy Neighborhood

"... And in other news: Still no truce at 75 Greene Street, apartment 3F."

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

'Forgive me if I'm wrong,sir but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

"Our neighborhood has become unrecognizable."

'Can Spot come out and play?'