Neighborhood Helper Gifts

The First Trans-SoHo Snow Brigade Links Up at Spring Street near West Broadway.

'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Cares and woes.

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Planner at work.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Apart from illiteracy, low self esteem, homelessness, poverty and a broken home. I can't find any reason for his offending behaviour!'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

'Beware of the Dog poo'

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

The Voluntary Sector takes a beating

'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'

'Yes...in retrospect I DO regret not protesting against the new by-pass'

Traveler sees sign: 'This section of road adopted by Good Samaritans'.

"I can't pay for this so I'll wash the dishes."

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

'Giving back to the community is good, But first you have to make your pile,'

School crossing

"The kid next door is doing a school project on heighborhood success stories and wanted to talk to you. I laughed so hard I wet my pants."