Neighborhood Helper Pillows

The First Trans-SoHo Snow Brigade Links Up at Spring Street near West Broadway.

'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Cares and woes.

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Planner at work.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Apart from illiteracy, low self esteem, homelessness, poverty and a broken home. I can't find any reason for his offending behaviour!'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

'Beware of the Dog poo'

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

The Voluntary Sector takes a beating

'Yes...in retrospect I DO regret not protesting against the new by-pass'

"I can't pay for this so I'll wash the dishes."

"This is Jim the Jolly council manager and LOOk it's Caring Clara who likes to work for minimum wage..."

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Suspicious Person Ban.

School crossing

Traveler sees sign: 'This section of road adopted by Good Samaritans'.

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

'Giving back to the community is good, But first you have to make your pile,'