Neighborhood Decorator Gifts

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Tedious Romantic.

Two portraits kissing each other

Man and woman buying furniture.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Curtains haberdashery

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"