Neighborhood Decorator Prints

"You hung our Christmas lights on the house across the street so you can see them???"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Two portraits kissing each other

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Tedious Romantic.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Pollock Painting Company

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

Curtains haberdashery

Exhibition of Paint Colors.