Negative But Realistic Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with someone who combines creative flair with a touch of realism? Our collection features witty, tongue-in-cheek designs perfect for artists, writers, and thinkers who see the world as it is. Whether humorously critical or beautifully candid, these items celebrate a creative personality grounded in authenticity. Show you understand their unique perspective with a gift that speaks to their creative and realistic spirit.

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When pessimists live the dream.

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First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...' mockup

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

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"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

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"I call it the The Power of Positive Pessimism. Knowing full well that most of the things I try almost always end in disaster, yet somehow finding enjoyment in every step of the process. It works for me!"

"I call it the The Power of Positive Pessimism. Knowing full well that most of the things I try almost always end in disaster, yet somehow finding enjoyment in every step of the process. It works for me!"

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"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!"

"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!" mockup

"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!"

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Thomas Carlyle

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'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.' mockup

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

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'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!' mockup

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

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The Dungeon

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'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.'

'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.' mockup

'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.'

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The guy who wanted change, experience, a shoulder to cry on, and a medal, all tied up in a nice,neat package, with whipped cream and a cherry on top.

The guy who wanted change, experience, a shoulder to cry on, and a medal, all tied up in a nice,neat package, with whipped cream and a cherry on top. mockup

The guy who wanted change, experience, a shoulder to cry on, and a medal, all tied up in a nice,neat package, with whipped cream and a cherry on top.

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'I tried for a new lease on life, but I got a lousy credit report.'

'I tried for a new lease on life, but I got a lousy credit report.' mockup

'I tried for a new lease on life, but I got a lousy credit report.'

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'Of course you realize; Grizwell's now honor bound to give us the raise we've asked for.'

'Of course you realize; Grizwell's now honor bound to give us the raise we've asked for.' mockup

'Of course you realize; Grizwell's now honor bound to give us the raise we've asked for.'

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Ceiling collapse 'Don't worry, that's just settlement.'

Ceiling collapse 'Don't worry, that's just settlement.' mockup

Ceiling collapse 'Don't worry, that's just settlement.'

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"This new job of mine is like paradise."

"This new job of mine is like paradise." mockup

"This new job of mine is like paradise."

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'Hardly worth blowing down.'

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'Hi. The Bluebird of Happiness retired. I'm the Bluebird of Things Could Be Worse.'

'Hi. The Bluebird of Happiness retired. I'm the Bluebird of Things Could Be Worse.' mockup

'Hi. The Bluebird of Happiness retired. I'm the Bluebird of Things Could Be Worse.'

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Half Full/Half Empty

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Love to Joyce Mott from Lance and Gary, mockup

Love to Joyce Mott from Lance and Gary,

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"I can only run for 30 mins, it's the longest I can bare to be away from my phone."

"I can only run for 30 mins, it's the longest I can bare to be away from my phone." mockup

"I can only run for 30 mins, it's the longest I can bare to be away from my phone."

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'Wait! -- What if I get WARTS?'

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"These cuts just can't be made without a lot of pain..."

"These cuts just can't be made without a lot of pain..." mockup

"These cuts just can't be made without a lot of pain..."

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Bomb shelters: pessimists...optimists. mockup

Bomb shelters: pessimists...optimists.

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Man with can sitting below sign that says, 'Gave only 109%'.

Man with can sitting below sign that says, 'Gave only 109%'. mockup

Man with can sitting below sign that says, 'Gave only 109%'.

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'I stared with nowt and I've still got it!'

'I stared with nowt and I've still got it!' mockup

'I stared with nowt and I've still got it!'

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"Existential dread is the new positive outlook."

"Existential dread is the new positive outlook." mockup

"Existential dread is the new positive outlook."

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'She sees the glass as half empty, and what's left is her least favorite beverage anyway.'

'She sees the glass as half empty, and what's left is her least favorite beverage anyway.' mockup

'She sees the glass as half empty, and what's left is her least favorite beverage anyway.'

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'We peck at gravel, we peck at sticks, we peck at the ground...life is full of disappointments.'

'We peck at gravel, we peck at sticks, we peck at the ground...life is full of disappointments.' mockup

'We peck at gravel, we peck at sticks, we peck at the ground...life is full of disappointments.'

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The Shed of Doom Mystery: 'So you guys think something is trapped in there?...No squirrels, no chipmunks...just something glowing in the dark.'

The Shed of Doom Mystery: 'So you guys think something is trapped in there?...No squirrels, no chipmunks...just something glowing in the dark.' mockup

The Shed of Doom Mystery: 'So you guys think something is trapped in there?...No squirrels, no chipmunks...just something glowing in the dark.'

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Negative But Realistic Gifts Collection

Negative But Realistic Mugs

Explore more mugs that celebrate honesty and wit—perfect for the creatively realistic person in your life.

Negative But Realistic Pillows

Browse pillows that add a touch of honest humor to any space—ideal for the creatively cynical.

Negative But Realistic Prints

Check out prints that reflect a realistic outlook—perfect for decorating with a candid, artistic touch.

Negative But Realistic T-Shirts

Find stylish t-shirts that showcase their honest, cynical humor—great for anyone who sees the world realistically.