Needless Point Prospector T-Shirts

"Bladder 1, Stomach 17 and DU1. Collectively known as the 'whole load of nope' points."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

You are here

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

"Trepanning for gold"

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"I'm trying to find a new element."

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

A comment on the Gold Rush.

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

'Look, Charlie, it's a bonanza!'

Wagon

How to find gold.

'Forty years out of touch with civilization, but with this $5000 worth of gold, we'll live like kings for the rest of our lives.'

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

"You're sitting in my place!"

Guy with gold mining equipment holds sign saying 'them thar hills'.

'I forgot to bring diapers. We were a long way from refreshing.'

"Do you mind?!"