Needless Point Prospector T-Shirts

"Bladder 1, Stomach 17 and DU1. Collectively known as the 'whole load of nope' points."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

A word from James Cameron. . .

You are here

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

"Trepanning for gold"

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"I'm trying to find a new element."

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

'I think I've finally found my own niche.'

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

'Look, Charlie, it's a bonanza!'

Wagon

A comment on the Gold Rush.

How to find gold.

'Forty years out of touch with civilization, but with this $5000 worth of gold, we'll live like kings for the rest of our lives.'

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"Do you mind?!"

"You're sitting in my place!"

Guy with gold mining equipment holds sign saying 'them thar hills'.

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'