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"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

"I can see back in time millions of years, but what I'd really love to see is where my husband went last night."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Fishing direction sign.

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

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'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Women who Read Too Much

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."