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"Is he in our bubble?"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"I feel your pain."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I am not asking for directions."

Thank you bubbles

You are here.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Battery Lighthouse

'I wish I was creative'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I don't like the looks of this ... '

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

'Fenwick is here with a dire warning about the next bubble to burst.'

I love bathtime.

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."