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Stock Exchange. Ernie, I've told you people around here don't think that's funny.

Fish don't get away with silent gas.

Holding your breath for any length of time is harder than you think!

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Pets.

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"