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Your dream home

Fish don't get away with silent gas.

Holding your breath for any length of time is harder than you think!

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Pets.

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."