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With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Tommy!"

What My Day Feels Like

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

Why giraffes hate winter

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Bear Signpost.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

Snow is falling...

Dog on a plane.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

Freezing

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'