Winter Wonderland Navigator T-Shirts

'If you can hear me headmaster, I want to know why you have closed the school.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Snow flake

"Little help?"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Ice skater

Frosting the Snowman

"Bless You."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Non-Denominational Carols

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'First of all, relax.'

Keeping Warm in Winter

Snowman ice fishing.

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Beach snowman.'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'It is too snowing!'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'