Winter Wonderland Navigator T-Shirts

'If you can hear me headmaster, I want to know why you have closed the school.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Snow flake

"Little help?"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Bless You."

Ice skater

Non-Denominational Carols

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'First of all, relax.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Snowman ice fishing.

Keeping Warm in Winter

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'Beach snowman.'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'It is too snowing!'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'