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'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Computer Expert

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

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"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"I am not asking for directions."

"You've got computer-breath."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

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'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Fishing direction sign.

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"