Nebula Exploration T-Shirts

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Captain in a storm

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Batman O' War

Shark infested custard!

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Professor, this changes everything."

Guide fish.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Welcome."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'