Nebula Exploration Pillows

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Captain in a storm

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Shark infested custard!

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Guide fish.

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Professor, this changes everything."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Welcome."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'