Near-death Experience Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with someone who's had a near-death experience? Our collection offers witty and meaningful items that celebrate life's dramatic moments with a touch of humor and insight. Whether it's to comfort, inspire, or simply make them smile, find unique gifts that honor their journey.

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"Once you've been caught in the headlights life seems somehow inexorably changed."

"Once you've been caught in the headlights life seems somehow inexorably changed." mockup

"Once you've been caught in the headlights life seems somehow inexorably changed."

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'Another stupid near-death experience. Try not to take it personally.'

'Another stupid near-death experience. Try not to take it personally.' mockup

'Another stupid near-death experience. Try not to take it personally.'

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Cards For All Occasions.

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'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.' mockup

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

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Saved...life is good!

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"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes." mockup

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

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"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..." mockup

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

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"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows." mockup

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

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'It could be hours, or it could be weeks. He's determined to hang on until he finally understands the punchline to a joke everybody else got at a cocktail party in 1947!'

'It could be hours, or it could be weeks. He's determined to hang on until he finally understands the punchline to a joke everybody else got at a cocktail party in 1947!'

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Heaven

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'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.' mockup

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

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'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.' mockup

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

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Tom's last day.

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"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds." mockup

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

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Harvey before and after.

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Closed Thursdays.

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'I told you we should have packed a lunch.'

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'I told you we should have packed a lunch.'

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I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here. mockup

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

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"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind." mockup

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

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Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

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Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

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"If I could pick just one keepsake, I think it would be the mutual funds."

"If I could pick just one keepsake, I think it would be the mutual funds." mockup

"If I could pick just one keepsake, I think it would be the mutual funds."

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"Now there's one less conspiracy theorist in the world - or is there?"

"Now there's one less conspiracy theorist in the world - or is there?" mockup

"Now there's one less conspiracy theorist in the world - or is there?"

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"I suggest you say your final 'I told you so'."

"I suggest you say your final 'I told you so'." mockup

"I suggest you say your final 'I told you so'."

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"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles." mockup

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

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"Have a seat!"

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"Dad and his stupid bucket list." mockup

"Dad and his stupid bucket list."

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"Got it!"

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'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'

'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.' mockup

'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'

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"I've always thought it was eerie. He expired the same day as his Visa card."

"I've always thought it was eerie. He expired the same day as his Visa card." mockup

"I've always thought it was eerie. He expired the same day as his Visa card."

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'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?' mockup

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

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"Did you do all of this for me?"

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'I wish I had learned more trivia.' mockup

'I wish I had learned more trivia.'

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'For the remainder of this health and safety discussion, I shall refrain from leaning back too far on my chair.'

'For the remainder of this health and safety discussion, I shall refrain from leaning back too far on my chair.' mockup

'For the remainder of this health and safety discussion, I shall refrain from leaning back too far on my chair.'

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'Celebrate good times, come on...!' mockup

'Celebrate good times, come on...!'

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Welcome to Heaven, a Gated Community. mockup

Welcome to Heaven, a Gated Community.

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Near-death Experience Gifts Collection

Near-death Experience Mugs

Explore our range of mugs that celebrate overcoming near-death experiences, combining humor and resilience in every cup.

Near-death Experience Pillows

Find pillows that bring comfort and humor—perfect for reminiscing about life's wild rides in style and warmth.

Near-death Experience Prints

View inspiring prints that honor survival and resilience, turning life’s intense moments into meaningful art.

Near-death Experience T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that tell a story of survival and strength—ideal for those who appreciate life's lessons with a smile.