Neanderthal Noise Expert Gifts

the world's first music critic...

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"Comments are turned off."

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Art Gallery

Neanderthal Golf.

Cave Clowns.

'Listen; They're playing our song!'

The Ice Cream Age.

'I am undressed'

'Friends Reunited: missing link version.'

'Dr. Sykes is very important in scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'