Neanderthal Golfer Gifts

Neanderthal Golf.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'He lived and died for golf.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Comments are turned off."

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Metro Sapien.

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

I've been all over the galaxy, and they have the strangest economic system I've ever seen!

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Cave Clowns.

'Sure, but can you THINK on your feet'

Art Gallery