Neanderthal Golfer T-Shirts

Neanderthal Golf.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'He lived and died for golf.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"Comments are turned off."

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Cave Clowns.

'Sure, but can you THINK on your feet'

Art Gallery

'Friends Reunited: missing link version.'