Neanderthal Mechanic T-Shirts

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

Early House Hunting.

"Comments are turned off."

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Metro Sapien.

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

the world's first music critic...

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

Art Gallery

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Neanderthal Golf.

Cave Clowns.

'Friends Reunited: missing link version.'

'It's a cover for the latrine, but yeah, it could be used for transportation...'