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"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Comments are turned off."

Early House Hunting.

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

the world's first music critic...

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Art Gallery

Cave Clowns.

Neanderthal Golf.

'Dr. Sykes is very important in scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'

'It's a cover for the latrine, but yeah, it could be used for transportation...'

'Friends Reunited: missing link version.'