Navy Commissioning T-Shirts

"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Sailor in Car.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Subwoofer

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

COWMIKAZES

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Sailor's Poker.

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"Port outbound, starboard home."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.