Navy Commissioning Prints

"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

Sailor in Car.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Subwoofer

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

'Hardy I see no chips!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

COWMIKAZES

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Coup thwarting

"Port outbound, starboard home."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.