Navigating Modern Romance Pillows

"If Neil could only be half the man he is in his texts..."

Right click for yes...

"I gotta be me!"

"Mr. Right!"

Online Dating

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

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Technology and Love

Spooning

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

'We don't text anymore.'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

'One question, Vicar. Is it bad luck to invite any of the other people we're sleeping with?'

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

Using a social media app to date

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."