
"What do you fancy for breakie?"
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"What do you fancy for breakie?"
Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.
Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.
Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula
COWMIKAZES
'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'
Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate
"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."
'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'
On board the MS Hepatology
'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'
"Is it fresh?"
'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'
Horatio Nelson
John Bull Devouring the French Navy
Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."
'Snack Bar's Open.'
Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark
That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.
"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."
USS Party Time.
'This Marine Cooking School taught me a great recipe, Mom... you take one-hundred pounds of potatoes...'
"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."
Prison Ships
"#*@!% #*@!% #*@!%"
Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.
The 'British Tar' of the Future (The Future of the Navy)
Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"
Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry
Elephant's submarine too small - 'The unit on this plan is metre not foot!'
'The first person to breath in gets no food for a week!'
Sailors on Shore Carousing - As it will be when the grog is stopped.
"I can see this prepared as quenelles de maquereau with a nice rémoulade and some herbed zucchini spirals."
"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."
Australian Submarine Controversy
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