Naval Cuisine Mugs

"What do you fancy for breakie?"

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

COWMIKAZES

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

On board the MS Hepatology

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Horatio Nelson

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

'Snack Bar's Open.'

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

The 'British Tar' of the Future (The Future of the Navy)

"#*@!% #*@!% #*@!%"

USS Party Time.

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

'This Marine Cooking School taught me a great recipe, Mom... you take one-hundred pounds of potatoes...'

Elephant's submarine too small - 'The unit on this plan is metre not foot!'

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

'The first person to breath in gets no food for a week!'

"Actually, I recommend the lobster. . . because it's starting to spoil!"

Sailors on Shore Carousing - As it will be when the grog is stopped.

Australian Submarine Controversy

"I can see this prepared as quenelles de maquereau with a nice rémoulade and some herbed zucchini spirals."

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."