Nautical Chef Mugs

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Going to Sea.

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

The Imperfect Storm

Distractions.

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

S. S. All You Can Eat

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Great Moments in Culinary History.

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

White Whale Brand Grog

Rescue pump.

"Shake yer booty!"

Oceanographer

"Must you always bring your work home?"

Trawlers