Nautical Cardsharps Gifts

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

The height of fashion in 1796

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Captain in a storm

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Some card-game puns

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Pirate

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Lighthouse Beam.

Moustached gentleman

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Better luck next time, kid."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Stag poker"

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'