Nautical Cardsharps Mugs

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

The height of fashion in 1796

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Some card-game puns

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Moustached gentleman

"Better luck next time, kid."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Stag poker"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Lighthouse Beam.

Pirate

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'